Morose Mondays- 100% Humidity, 100% Awful

I burnt my grilled cheese today too, I don't want to talk about it. 

Hey everyone! I'm finally back after a week long hiatus! Unfortunately I have been really sick. The so sick don't leave the couch propped up on four pillows kind of sick. What's worse is I'm still not better. This garbage started last Sunday and I'm still coughing like I've got pneumonia. To top it all off the weather has given me a migraine, woo!

On this dreadful Morose Monday I have had to do laundry (ew), clean the kitchen (super ew), and let my dogs out in the torrential downpours that hit this afternoon (I'm not even gonna go there). That's not even the best part about this lovely Monday, my dog has been drinking out of my water all day so I keep having to get a new cup.

Now, on to something we all hate about today, the 100% humidity. WHY IS THAT A THING?!

Every time I walk out side these are the thoughts I experience:

1. Cool, now I look like a lion. Good thing I didn't do my hair. 
2. I feel like I need a boat to navigate through the air. 
3. Maybe a snorkel too, while I'm in said boat. 
4. What was the point in even showering today?
5. Maybe if it rains it won't be so humid...
6. Dang it I should have brought an umbrella. (Rain starts immediately after this thought, btw)
7. WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE I JUST NEED GROCERIES
8. Okay, calm down it's just rain. (Rain finally stops at this point)
9. Well, I guess that answers that question. The rain just made it even more humid. 
10. I'm not leaving my house again until Fall. 

How's your Monday going?